no but potterstuck where john is the quidditch announcer
Who kills the bugs
Who hogs the sheets
Who hates mornings
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law
Who gets horny in awkward public places
Who had a scene phase
Who wore braces
Who got bullied.
Who collects ceramic elephants.
first trip to hogsmeade dave and jade and rose lose track of john and they only find him near the end of the trip as he comes out of zonkos with his arms completely full going “i don’t even know what half of this stuff does but i can’t wait to find out”